Thursday, March 28, 2019

Angry Granny Where's My Beaches



Angry Granny is back again, and in this adventure, her family takes her along on a vacation to the Emerald Beaches in Florida. Six months before, Granny had to move in with them because she couldn’t live alone any longer, but Granny, her son and daughter-in-law, and grandkids soon learned that the transition -and Granny’s hilarious behavior- would be a little challenging. 

In this second book, Granny’s sister, Fanny, invited them down to visit her on the beach. It was an exciting trip in a number of ways including Granny’s moving walkway mishap, her sitting on a “monster” sea turtle, and, of course, her continual inability to think before she speaks. Granny is known for enthusiastically calling almost anyone an a**hole. But, when her grandson thinks she might not live with them any longer, he realizes just how much he might miss her farting and snoring, and even her potty mouth.

This is the second book in the laugh-out-loud Angry Granny series. School age readers and their parents won’t want to miss joining the family on this comical beach get-a-way that has a powerful and deeper message about accepting change and embracing the love of family embedded within.





Tuesday, March 26, 2019

Blitzball


Blitzball: 

A Teen Clone of Hitler Rebels Against Nazis in Coming-of-Age 


When a teen football star discovers he was cloned to be Hitler, he rebels against his genes and the Nazis who created him, in a young adult satire that speaks out against racism.

In a bestselling novel that speaks out against fascism and racism, a teen clone of Hitler battles his genes and tries to choose a different path. At Reichfield High, soccer is war and the battle is fought between Neo-Nazis and Mexicans.

"The tone hits a range of notes between Suzanne Collins' 2010 book, Mockingjay, and Mel Brooks' 1967 film, The Producers." — Kirkus Reviews


A predominantly white Reichfield High has lost every game in the last few years to the North Prep, a school with mostly Mexican, Brazilian, and Filipino students. For the first game of the season, however, Addie and his teammates are confident that they will win—because they’ve personally made sure the lead player of the opposite team will be unable to play.


Addie and his supremacist and misogynistic friends are ill-prepared for what comes next, though. They are defeated by Shaylee, the best soccer player North Prep has ever seen—who also happens to be a girl. Granted an exception, Shaylee is allowed to compete in a team of all boys.


Unable to accept defeat, Addie is convinced that Shaylee must be using illegal methods to beat the Reichfield team. He sets out to expose her, but discovers instead that he has secrets of his own…


Monday, March 25, 2019

The Many Adventures of Peter and Fi


The Many Adventures of Peter and Fi 

Volume I: Homecoming


Follow Peter and Fi as they work together, each searching for something uniquely special to them through the four kingdoms of their known world. It’s a tale of fantastical beasts, peculiar characters, remarkable settings, and a unique brand of biochemistry-based magic. A story that focuses on meaningful character interactions, delicate world building, and intense action battles. 

"She emerged within a dark sea of green, shielding her eyes against the crescent moon’s pale blaze. The twinkling stars hummed softly, discordant against the chattering birds below. The lush leaves rippled in the breeze, tempting Fi to dip her toes in for a swim. The wind blew at her back and she turned east to face it. The fresh air carried the salty spray of the Shimmering Sea. Although she could not see it, she knew it was right there. Her ears caught the distant waves crashing against the shore. One last step. She thought."




Sunday, March 24, 2019

Carefree and Consequence


Carefree and Consequence


It’s 1950 and young couple, Annie May and Lewis have just left high school. A night on the beach will change their lives forever.. can they handle the consequences? Annie May is a prim young lady who now has to deal with her fall from grace and finds not everything in the world is easy especially, without money. Lewis has always been one of the guys but now it’s time for him to grow up and be a man. However, whilst under the pressure to provide for Annie May he makes a choice that could end his whole relationship. Meanwhile, their gang of friends seem to be moving on with their lives and the young couple feel trapped... can they pull through?

A romantic drama about action and consequences




Saturday, March 23, 2019

Stuck Between Borders



Just as life got interesting, the bitter truth of change hit him. His life changed without reason, and then he found himself in the land of dreams, where the people are free to dream, where dreams and realities are made. He was quick to find a home, to find solace in his new world, but the act of terror said no, turning his – cattle, ranch to a den of lions. It was he and his family against the world. 9/11 toppled the balance in his life, just when he found a home.

Would going back to the source, the origin, be the perfect solace to his hurt heart? Would the love that was lost in another man's origin be found at his own origin? He was rejected in New York, would it be great at Islamabad? Those were the questions of his heart as he voyaged towards his birth country. No one knows, but one thing was sure; his story never remained the same, he was here, he was there, and he was still stuck between borders.


Friday, March 22, 2019

An Inconvenient Shadow



This novel, inspired by adventures of the author's ancestor, is set on three continents. This is probably the only historical fictional novel by an African writer to span three continents, deal with the triangular trade, emancipation and the dynamics of mixed race families in Africa, Europe, and the Caribbean in the 19th Century. In 1850, when Hans Køndo Quist decides to leave his family in Quitta, a small town on the Guinea (West) Coast of Africa, to visit his Danish father in Denmark, all hell breaks loose! He braves the discrimination and malice of his foes, herculean hurricanes and backbreaking labor aboard The Pharaoh. After all this, a beautiful, blue-eyed vixen causes him to be thrown overboard. He finds himself between the devil and the deep blue sea, when he wakes up on an island in the Caribbean, in the shanty of an exotic prostitute, Daffodil. Kø, Daffodil and some recently emancipated slaves are desperate for one thing … to leave the island. There is only one person who can help get them off the island…a red-haired Scotsman with a nefarious agenda!


Thursday, March 21, 2019

Blueberry Pancakes



Writing songs for a would-be pop star is painful. When young, gay songwriter Duncan falls in love, he writes a love song. When he gets dumped, he writes a break-up song. Luckily for his songwriting career, his love life is a roller-coaster.

When his long-term boyfriend breaks up with him, Duncan finds solace in music. And pancakes, of course. With the help of his sassy diva singer and best friend Marlene, her ex-boyfriend guitarist, and a local music producer, they form a musical dream team to produce songs to pitch to agents, and for Marlene’s promising singing career.

A new guy here, a new guy there, they are delicious distractions, but this drama fuels new and better songs. And that ex? He just won’t seem to go away. But it all pays off when they have their first number one hit with a teenybopper all-girl band.

Not everything in their favorite hangout-a breakfast restaurant called Pancake Heaven-is rainbows and maple syrup. The all-girl band drops them as songwriters, and they squabble with one another over their musical future. Will they find the success they can be proud of?

Blueberry Pancakes is a contemporary gay drama about falling in and out of love, the price of success, and walking through the world with confidence.


Wednesday, March 20, 2019

The Witch of Endor


The Witch of Endor
Vampires

Lamech was cursed for killing Cain. He turns Lilith, the witch of Endor so that they can share immortality together. But the curse has not run its course, for when a child is born to vampires their offspring are deformed. Medusa is their daughter. She is half serpent and her gaze turns mortals to stone. 

A fiery confrontation at sea separates Lamech from his family. Lilith establishes a coven in Athens. But their peace will not last, for a renegade vampire hunts them with werewolves. Maldivar alone can walk my day. Lilith, Lamech and their kind must fight or fall to the wooden stake of Maldivar, or the infected teeth and claws of his shapeshifter allies.







Tuesday, March 19, 2019

Strangers In The Storm



Whether you're a fan of excellent written and original love stories, survival or mountaineering adventures or you simply enjoy reading something light, "Strangers in the Storm" is a must in your collection!

Written with an easy-to-read, authentic and entertaining style, "Strangers in the Storm" tells the amazing tale of Jared Rund and Diane McKenney, two strangers who are put to a major survival test during a climb on Mount Rainier. Caught by a massive storm which makes it impossible to find the way back, they would soon learn that in order to stay alive, they will first and foremost need each other's support. This close call experience creates an amazing bond between the two characters, introducing the reader to a lesson of love and survival like no other

"Strangers In The Storm: Love And Survival On Mount Rainier" manages to capture your attention from the very first pages by going beyond the classic love novel and exploring the limits of the human endurance. Order it for yourself or as a thoughtful gift for a book-loving friend and you'll surely win their appreciation!



Monday, March 18, 2019

Infernally Yours




Infernally Yours by Molotov Mitchell is a collection of letters, missives, and communiques discovered in a deep hole in the ground near Death Valley,California. Presumably, the hole is an opening to Hell itself and these fascinating letters cover much ground over what went on down there during theAmerican time period of the Revolutionary War. Various satanic military personnel discuss a 'Legendary' named George Washington at great length.Despite their greatest efforts to undermine him, Washington manages to escape real harm and deception at every turn. It's an amusing read to see how politics and petty one-upmanship prevails in Hell as well as on Earth. 
The letters are written with great charm (albeit evil charm), wit(malevolent wit) and wicked humor. 
MAPCIT Raven spell, I have recently read Cpt. Dillydoubt's pathetic excuse for an intelligence report and am overly displeased. Not only was his letter ridiculously long and boring, but the profiles seemed slapdash, at best. I never got a real feel for the men I was reading about, which is why I ordered the report in the first place. Worst of all, the toad had the audacity to advise me, Rustcut the Rotten! Who is this imp who speaks as if I were an equal? If I'd wanted the Captain's opinion, I would have cut it out of him with a spoon!
There are copies of an infernal newsletter (Malicious Minutes) that reported community happenings, like the successful campaign to feminize Frenchmen in that time period and other breaking news:
Satanic Subscribers, I hope you're all having an awful year. I know I am. Recently,Western Command has undergone several changes. Rumors are swirling, so for this edition of MM, I thought we'd clear the air on two red hot topics. Minute 1:After being recommissioned to India, SS Ouroboros was brought before theProgress Commission for eating Lt. Scalywick. That is correct, the rumors are true. I saw it coming and sure enough, that larded lummox ate his own lieutenant. However, because of his truly satanic record, Principalities broke with tradition and did not feed him to the Worm (as other agencies have erroneously reported). Instead, he was cast into the Pit for reeducation. He is to be replaced by Scalywick himself, once the lieutenant has reconstituted.
I found this book to be delightfully different. It's a well-written humorous look at satanic personalities with a peek into their culture. The pages are accompanied by wonderfully-drawn illustrations as well. Recommended for history buffs and horror/fantasy fans alike. It's not often that a truly original concept comes along, but this is one. I just hope there's going to be a second book soon. 
- Susan Durbec
  HUGEOrange Reviewer

Sunday, March 17, 2019

MENy Calculations



I WON primary legal & physical child custody. I WON child support. I WON our home. I DIDN'T PAY alimony. I DIDN'T PAY spousal support. My STBX (soon to be ex) paid some of MY court costs and got visitation every other weekend. She worked full-time, didn’t have a seedy past and we raised our children together for 10+ years. Still I WON. 

MENy Calculations: Win Divorce & Custody Before You Step Into Court (Volume 1), isn’t like typical divorce books for men. It arms guys with valuable insight, help and tips for messy divorces and how to strategically win. This book delivers practical divorce help for men. All men - not just fathers seeking child custody. This book was purposely written to support an under-advised population of guys on their gravely road ahead - told the way I’d tell a buddy in need. So, let’s grab a drink, one on one, talk preparation, strategy and get you some financial help in the process. We’ve got a lot to talk about.




Saturday, March 16, 2019

Mirrors of Illusion



An enthralling tale of love and family, heart break and betrayal, personal failure and self-discovery.

Jonathan’s deep affection for his family and Emilie are only matched by the feelings of loneliness and fear they evoke. As he works hard to provide for himself and his struggling family, he lets go by choice, the one thing that is right in his life-Emilie. 
Meeting Peter, his new belligerent boss, loving father but troubled soul with emotional baggage; he is unwittingly forced to reflect on himself, his family and Emilie while asking himself fundamental questions…

What part of them is real? What part of his life is real? 

Friday, March 15, 2019

Get Life Right



Get Life Right: Improve 70 aspects of your life today!  

Whether your life is in turmoil or you just need fresh ideas to improve in a few areas, this audiobook will provide you with the skills that help you:  

Think with more clarity, imagination, and judgment. 
Know your abilities and love how you are using them.  
Shed anxiety and take charge of your emotions.  
Visualize a more exciting future; leaving nothing out.  
Create the most direct path to your future.  
Create and accumulate value in everything you do.  
Earn more doing what you like to do best.  
Attract friends like whom you want to be.  
Enhance all of your relationships.  
Live with more meaning and purpose.  
Gain reassurance, peace of mind, and motivation.  
Broken into seven topics, each topic is jam-packed with sound advice, new perspective, and fresh inspiration. It's the culmination of hundreds of self-help books all packed into one easy listen. Smartly indexed so you can go back to topics that pertain most to your life again and again.  

Topics in Get Life Right: 

"Sharpen Your Thinking, Focus, Creativity and Purpose" 
"Plan a Really Exciting Life and Leave Nothing Out" 
"Learn, Love and Get the Most out of Your Attributes" 
"Finance the Life You Want, Doing What You Like Best" 
"Attract the People You'd Like to Be Like" 
"Improve Your Relationships and Marriage" 
"Create and Maintain a Close Family" 
Bonus topic: "Craft the Best Life Possible"


Thursday, March 14, 2019

What Nobody Knew



My story begins aged 3, when my mother abandoned me and left me with my brutal father to raise me. Nobody knew the secrets that went on inside that house, or the journey that I travelled on after leaving it, until now. This is the story of my survival.

What do you do when no one wants you?

How many people need to destroy a child until that child wants to destroy herself?

What if social services always got told a different story?

What would you do if you were in my position?











Wednesday, March 13, 2019

A Shoebox House


FINDING A SPARK WHEN THE STAKES ARE HIGH
Have you tried online dating?
A Shoebox House is a memoir of actual events, infused with the author’s thoughts and emotions. Her heart-felt account of her experiences is poignant, touching and sprinkled with spice and humor. Included in the book is Lyle’s story from his perspective. This new author chose to release Book One alone to gain critical feedback. Book Two will be available later in 2019.
BOOK ONE – ONLINE DATING
Rhonda Phelps delved into the world of online dating seeking companionship and romance. At 52-years old, she explored a dating world in which many of her friends were entangled. When sparks of passion started to ignite, her world was poised for pleasure. She and her internet boyfriend, Lyle, weren’t living in the past nor planning for the future; they were living for the moment. Energized by the summer sun, they were combatting loneliness and embracing life.
Rhonda’s innate ability to sense the emotions of other people told her something was not quite right. One weekend in July after seeing Lyle, she became flustered and disoriented. Suspicion battled against reason and she was beginning to doubt her rational existence. Two days later – she was nudged near madness.
BOOK TWO – GHOSTED
Rhonda Phelps’s online dating odyssey continued as she recessed into the hollows of despair and mental anguish. Her friendships were jeopardized, and she felt like a fool. She desperately craved answers. Obsessed with redemption, she discovered the truth about Lyle as revealed through a series of emails, message logs, hand-written letters and internet research.
Would she find the redemption she desired?

It happens all the time!



Tuesday, March 12, 2019

Afghan Horse






In the mid-1980s, the Iran–Contra affair was a United States political scandal that happened during the Reagan administration. Senior Reagan administration officials, aided by the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), secretly facilitated the sale of arms to Iran, the proceeds of which were intended to fund the Nicaraguan Contras, in defiance of the Boland Amendment which prohibited the funding of Nicaraguan government rebels. At the time, Iran was under an arms embargo by the U.S., but officials hoped that the illegal arms sales would secure the release of American hostages being held in Iran, while at the same time, allow the CIA to fund the Nicaraguan Contras surreptitiously.

To pull off this clandestine feat, the CIA conspired with the Sinaloa Cartel in Mexico, to sell cocaine in the United States, especially southern California. The money raised was used to covertly buy the illegal arms for the Iranian sale. One man, an investigative reporter named Gary Webb, discovered evidence of the plot and began to report on the existence of the operation in the mid-1990s. In 2004, he was found dead with two bullet holes in his skull which the coroner declared a suicide. Gary Webb apparently offed himself by shooting himself in the head… twice. Or so the coroner’s report ruled.

In 2003, the United States invaded Afghanistan, purportedly in pursuit of Osama bin Laden, the mastermind of the 911 attack on the World Trade Center in New York City. At the time of the American invasion, most of the poppy fields in Afghanistan had been destroyed by the Afghan government and the Taliban. But over a decade and a half later, Afghanistan, today, exports nearly 80 percent of the world’s heroin and opium, and poppy fields again litter the country’s landscape, guarded by U.S. troops overseen by the Central Intelligence Agency. These are facts, not fiction, and their truth is undisputed.

With this backdrop, our fictional story begins in 2016, in Tampa, Florida, where the younger brother of a U.S. Senator has overdosed on heroin. The tragic and untimely death of his brother motivates Senator Gavin Manson to write legislation to reform the antiquated drug laws in the U.S. and put an end to what he sees as the dangerous and destructive War on Drugs begun during the Nixon Administration. To that end, he hires a brilliant and beautiful researcher named Alexandra Katsaros. 

Together, Gavin and Alex begin to collect data on every facet of the drug world from big pharma to drug cartels to the heroin crisis in America. But when Alex uncovers a secret government plot to smuggle heroin into the United States from Afghanistan, a modern-day Iran-Contra operation, everything changes. Like Gary Webb, they now know too much, and the directors of the CIA’s black operation deem it imperative to silence them, forever.

If you are a fan of Tom Clancy, Robert Ludlum or Dan Brown, this novel is right up your alley. The journey is a fast-paced ride halfway around the world as Gavin and Alex do their best to stay one step ahead of their determined pursuers. The novel’s seamless blend of fact and fiction will have you guessing what is real and what is made up. And all the while you’ll wonder, could this really happen? Could it actually be happening? The answer you will eventually be forced to admit is… yes. It is absolutely possible. Sometimes conspiracy theory isn’t theory at all. 








Monday, March 11, 2019

Super Happy Fun Facts



The best way I could describe "Super Happy Fun Facts" is like Paul Harvey's "The Rest of the Story" if it was done by Andrew Dice Clay.

Learn the crazy history behind Thanksgiving, Christmas, Halloween, and Valentine's Day.

I explore the cultivation and eventual prohibition of Marijuana going back to the dawn of civilization. Find out which founding fathers of the United States were drug addicts.

You'll never laugh this hard while learning about the history of potatoes, the Bubonic Plague, milk, pirates, lettuce, as well as the disgusting mating rituals of animals.


Written with uniquely dark humor and more cursing than The Big Lebowski, we're making learning great again!





Sunday, March 10, 2019

Love Kim Possible


I know I speak for a lot of KP fans when I say that we'd love a 5th season of Kim Possible with the original voice actors. A lot of the original voice actors have made it clear they'd come back for more episodes. 
There was a petition for this years ago that I had signed, and it had the amount of signatures Disney asked for, but season 5 was later scrapped for unknown reasons. 
Kim Possible was ahead of its time, and I believe the new generation would very much enjoy the cartoon. Nothing against the live action movie, but it's definitely not gonna have the same charm as the animated show. 

https://www.change.org/p/the-walt-disney-company-kim-possible-season-5-a142a9f7-e936-403b-abf0-f3dc21dab47e

Saturday, March 9, 2019

Those Who Seek God



In Those Who Seek God, little readers will enjoy a sweet story about young animals wanting to learn more about God. Through Bible verses and conversations with loved ones, these characters discover that seeking God is simple. He wants to be found! Curious littles and big kiddos too, snuggle in close as you listen to how the swan, otter, kitten, caterpillar, and others learn more about God and what it means to seek Him.

Pre-Order for April 11, 2019